Jakarta Luxury: Unbelievable 2BR Menteng Square Apartment Awaits!
Jakarta Luxury: Menteng Square Apartment - A Humbling (and Hilarious) Experience
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to tell you about my Jakarta adventure, specifically my stay at the "Unbelievable 2BR Menteng Square Apartment." The brochure promised luxury. The reality? Well, let's just say it was a rollercoaster, complete with unexpected dips and exhilarating climbs. And frankly, I wouldn't have it any other way.
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(The Arrival and Initial Impressions - Glamour Shots vs. Reality):
First impressions! The promise of "luxury" had me picturing sleek minimalism, a welcome drink delivered by a butler, and a view that made me question my life choices (in a good way). The reality? Well, after a somewhat spirited airport transfer (shout out to Jakarta traffic!), the building itself looked… functional. Let's go with functional.
Accessibility: Okay, let's address the elephant (or in this case, the accessible ramp) in the room. The apartment does advertise "Facilities for disabled guests" and "Elevator." The elevator was indeed present, a godsend after lugging my suitcase through the slightly confusing lobby. I didn't specifically test the ramp situation during my stay, but the main entrance appeared mostly accessible, even if the overall vibe wasn't exactly catered for ease of movement. It’s enough!
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges (or lack thereof): Couldn't find something specifically tailored as such, so just take that into consideration!
(Rooms and Amenities - The Ups and Downs):
The apartment itself? Two bedrooms, as promised. Decent size. Air conditioning? Check! Free Wi-Fi ('Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!' they bellowed), which, thankfully, actually worked. This is a big win. The internet (Internet access – wireless, Internet access – LAN, Internet services) was mostly reliable, a crucial factor when you’re trying to escape the Jakarta heat (and the existential dread of unpacking).
The bedroom situation: More on that later.
Let’s talk about those amenities:
The Spa and the Drama of the Body Wrap: "Spa/Sauna," "Spa." My inner diva practically squealed. The idea sounded amazing: Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage. And then… the reality. This wasn't some five-star pampering palace. It was… more rustic than I anticipated. I'll spare you the full, messy details, but let's just say the body wrap experience involved more than just mud and relaxation. There was a miscommunication, a language barrier, and a moment I’d just as soon forget. Let’s just say, I was left wanting… more professionalism (and a clearer description of the treatments). It was the moment the veil of luxury was most shattered. But, in a way, that's life, right?
The Pools and a View - The One That Redeemed My Soul: "Pool with view," "Swimming pool," "Swimming pool [outdoor]." The pool was the saving grace. Absolutely stunning. Seriously, the view was incredible. I spent hours there, just floating, feeling the Jakarta sun on my skin, watching the city sprawl out before me. That view? Unbelievable. Finally, something truly lived up to the hype.
The Fitness Center – A Glimpse of Hope: "Fitness center," “Gym/fitness.” Alright, no complaints here. The gym was well equipped, with all the basic machines one needs to workout. The fact that I actually used it is another story.
Sauna and Steamroom: I did not opt to use the sauna and steamroom.
(Food, Glorious, Sometimes Questionable, Food):
"Dining, drinking, and snacking" were indeed part of the equation. Let's break it down, shall we?
The Breakfast… That Wasn’t: "Asian breakfast," "Asian cuisine in restaurant," "Breakfast [buffet]," "Breakfast service," "Buffet in restaurant," "Coffee/tea in restaurant," "Desserts in restaurant," "Vegetarian restaurant," "Western breakfast," "Western cuisine in restaurant." Breakfast, in theory, was included. It was… a buffet. An Asian buffet, which was wonderful. And a Western buffet; and frankly, this one was also wonderful. Great coffee. (And, a bit of a side-note, the "Coffee shop" was great too.)
Alternative meal arrangement: I asked for a vegetarian option. The staff was happy to help out!
On-site restaurants: I found a pleasant restaurant.
The Room Service Gambit: Room service, 24/7, was a tempting siren song. That time… that time I really gave in. The food was decent, the service swift… and the cost? Eye-watering.
(The Fine Print and the Little Things):
Cleanliness and safety: "Anti-viral cleaning products," "Daily disinfection in common areas," "Hand sanitizer," "Hygiene certification," "Individually-wrapped food options," "Physical distancing of at least 1 meter," "Professional-grade sanitizing services," "Rooms sanitized between stays," "Safe dining setup," "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items," "Staff trained in safety protocol," "Sterilizing equipment." I was mostly impressed by the cleanliness and safety measures. Considering the times we live in, the apartment did a good job. I appreciated the effort. I needed the effort.
The Room Itself: More Details: "Air conditioning," "Alarm clock," "Bathrobes," "Bathtub," "Blackout curtains," "Carpeting," "Closet," "Coffee/tea maker," "Daily housekeeping," "Desk," "Free bottled water," "Hair dryer," "In-room safe box," "Internet access – LAN," "Mirror," "Non-smoking," "Private bathroom," "Refrigerator," "Satellite/cable channels," "Seating area," "Separate shower/bathtub," "Slippers," "Soundproofing," "Telephone," "Toiletries," "Towels," "Wake-up service," "Wi-Fi [free]," "Window that opens." The room was comfortable, with all the essentials, though the soundproofing was a bit… optimistic. I could hear the neighbor’s TV show.
The Small Things I Loved: "Essential condiments," "Express Check-in/out," "Luggage storage." These things really were useful!
Amenities: The "Convenience store" was helpful and well-stocked (which I made use of frequently), and the "Daily housekeeping" was efficient and thorough.
(The Verdict - Would I Go Back?):
Okay, so, the Menteng Square apartment, in my very humble (and slightly bruised) opinion? It’s not a flawless diamond. It’s more like a really shiny, slightly chipped piece of obsidian. It has its flaws! The spa wasn't the most amazing (but, hey, maybe that’s because I'm too used to luxury!). Some aspects of the "luxury" were… questionable. But the pool? The view? The surprisingly good Wi-Fi? These things were genuinely fantastic. Overall, it’s a decent base for exploring Jakarta, provided you go in with realistic expectations and a good sense of humor (and maybe a phrasebook). I’d recommend it if you are not as fussy as I am.
Rating: 3.5 out of 5 Stars (with a strong recommendation to hit the pool for an immersion in an absolutely fabulous view!)
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn’t your grandma’s meticulously planned itinerary. This is… my attempt at trying not to completely screw up a few days in Jakarta. We're talkin' "Comfy 2BR at Menteng Square Apartment By Travelio," which sounds promisingly… comfy. We'll see about that.
Jakarta Jaunt: A Hot Mess Express (But Hopefully Memorable)
DAY 1: Arrival and the Great Apartment Quest (Plus Existential Dread)
Afternoon (ish): Arrive at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport (CGK). The plane ride? Let’s just say the air conditioning was battling my personal swamp, and I swear the guy next to me was smuggling durian in his carry-on. Instant regret. Anyway, surviving that, getting through customs was less of a breeze and more of a… slightly sweaty shuffle. Found a Grab car (praise the app gods!) and prayed it wasn’t a total death trap.
4:30 PM - 6:00 PM (ish): The Apartment Saga Begins: The Grab took me (and all my anxieties) to the "Comfy 2BR." "Comfy." The word was thrown around a lot in the description. Upon arrival… well, let's just say the lobby was more "functional" than "luxurious." Finding the right tower felt like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded after downing a quadruple shot of espresso. Finally, after twenty minutes and asking three very patient security guards (who probably wanted to strangle me at this point) I found it. Okay, keyless entry! Score!
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Unpacking and Initial Assessment. Alright, so the apartment, once I got inside, wasn't bad. Okay, it was actually pretty darn good. Modern, bright, surprisingly spacious. Two bedrooms! I practically did a little happy dance. Then I noticed… a lingering smell of… something. Not bad per se, just… present. Probably just "Jakarta." And the view – a glorious vista of bustling traffic. I'm not going to lie, I let out a little sigh of joy and despair at once.
7:00 PM – 8:30 PM: The Search for Sustenance (and a Quiet Moment). Hunger pangs hit. I needed food, and fast. I scoured Google maps, a desperate glint in my eye. Found a recommended "street food" spot nearby. My stomach grumbled in anticipation. The walk was an adventure. Sidewalks? Pfft. Crosswalks? More like suggestions. Dodging motorbikes felt like levels in a video game. The street food? Amazing. Spicy noodles, grilled chicken, iced tea that hit the spot. Total street food win, but the "quiet moment" I was craving vanished in a cloud of exhaust fumes and construction noise. Jakarta, you devil.
8:30 PM - Late Night: Back to the apartment, collapsing onto the comfy bed (the adjective did hold up!). Checked my WhatsApp for messages. Realized I forgot to bring my favorite mug and now I'm in a deep existential crisis about my attachment to material possessions. Ended up watching a dubbed action movie in Indonesian. Even without understanding it, completely lost. Fell asleep to the incessant sounds of Jakarta, already planning my escape for the following day.
DAY 2: Culture and the Quest for AC (And Minor Existential Crisis, Part 2)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): "Historical" Attempt at Culture. Decided to tackle the National Museum. This was a mistake, at least in my mind. The architecture, the history… all fascinating, in theory. In practice? It was hot, crowded, and I was pretty much lost. Spent a good twenty minutes staring at a particularly grumpy-looking statue. My brain felt like scrambled eggs. Maybe I'm not cut out for museums.
Lunch (12:30 PM - 1:30 PM): Lunch Break/AC break. Found a Western style restaurant nearby. Food was pretty decent, but it was the AC I was after. My internal temperature was slowly rising into the danger zone.
Afternoon (1:30 PM - 4:00 PM): A (failed) shopping spree at a mall. This seemed easy and a great way to beat the heat. Big mistake. It turns out, Jakarta malls were bigger and crazier than I imagined. Crowds, noise, and a sense of aimlessness descended upon me. After about 30 minutes, I needed to escape. I was starting to feel overwhelmed.
Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): Spa Time (A brief reprieve): Found a "reflexology" place. Sweet mercy. The massage was amazing! It felt like my soul was being wrung out and then gently coaxed back in. Highly recommended for anyone battling the Jakarta heat and stress.
Evening (6:00 PM - 9:00 PM): Dinner and a Rambling Walk. Decided to embrace the chaos and try a local restaurant in the Menteng area. Got lost. Again. But this time, I didn't really care. Wander around in a quiet area with less hustle and bustle was a bonus. The food was delicious, the people were friendly.
9:00 PM Late Night: Back to the "comfy" apartment. Felt the familiar weight of the day lift a little. Watched something light and silly on TV. Contemplated ordering room service… before remembering I'm not staying at a hotel. Maybe tomorrow, I'll actually remember to buy coffee.
DAY 3: Farewell (and a Final, Brief Existential Crisis)
- Morning (9:00 AM - 11:00 AM): A belated attempt at coffee. Found a small cafe where I got my early morning joe. The caffeine helped me prepare for the day, and also boosted my mood.
- Morning (11:00 AM - 12:00 AM): A little more exploring. I went to a neighborhood nearby. Walking through the streets made me realize that Jakarta is a city of contrasts.
- Noon (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Lunch. Back to the early street food spots for one last shot of delicious noodles.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 3:00 PM): Shopping (Take Two): Now that I was more familiar with Jakarta, I tried a different shopping mall. This one was great. This time, success! Finally, some souvenirs and gifts.
- Afternoon (3:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Packing. Back to the apartment, and tried to cram all my souvenirs into a suitcase that was suddenly feeling far too small.
- Evening (5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Airport Bound. The Grab ride. This time, the driver was playing an incredibly upbeat Indonesian pop song. The contrast between the music and my tired, slightly frazzled state was almost comical.
- Departure: Bye, Jakarta. You were wild. I'm not sure I "conquered" you, but I definitely survived. And I'm already planning a return trip… eventually. My time there was worth it.
So, there you have it. My Jakarta adventure. It was messy. It was imperfect. It involved moments of sheer joy, followed by moments of utter, "what have I gotten myself into?" doubt. The "Comfy 2BR" lived up to its name, though the apartment itself was not the issue. Jakarta, in general, did not disappoint. Would I recommend my itinerary? Probably not. Did it work for me? Absolutely. Now I am planning my next trip!
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Okay, so, Menteng Square... Sounds fancy. Is it actually luxurious? Like, *really* luxurious? Or just, you know, "Jakarta-luxury"?
Alright, let's get real. "Jakarta-luxury" can mean... well, a lot of things. I've seen "luxury" apartments that look like they were furnished by someone's grandma who *really* loved floral patterns. This place, though? This 2BR Menteng Square apartment? Honestly? It legitimately surprised me. I'm a cynical New Yorker, hardened by years of overpriced shoebox apartments. I went in expecting the usual: slightly faded furniture, a tiny kitchen, and a view of a brick wall. But no!
The lobby? Actually swanky. Like, you'd expect to see a concierge who remembers your name. The apartment itself? Seriously spacious. I'm talking *room to breathe*. And the design? Clean, modern, not a single floral sofa in sight. The bathrooms... *chef's kiss*. Not the "shower-over-the-bathtub-that-drains-into-the-whole-bathroom" situation I've unfortunately encountered in other "luxury" spots. But hey, you know, luxury is subjective!.
Two bedrooms... whoa. Is this place big enough for a family? Or am I better off imagining a solo adventure?
Okay, so, family dynamic. This is where it gets tricky, right? I’d say it depends on the *family* and what you mean by family, and how messy things can get. If you've got a couple of kids who are *relatively* well-behaved and can share a room, then yeah, it's doable. But if you have a toddler who thinks the entire apartment is their personal jungle gym or teens who are constantly at each others throats? Well, that's a different story. You might need to have a serious chat with everyone beforehand. Consider the potential for "cabin fever." A little bit of space makes the world go round.
Solo? *Absolutely*. Imagine the possibilities! A whole apartment to yourself! No fighting over the TV, no sharing the bathroom… pure bliss. Or, you better prepare the space to share with one or two other people.
What's the deal with the location? Menteng... is that a good spot? I don't like getting stuck in traffic.
Menteng... oh man, Menteng. It's the kind of neighborhood that makes you feel like you stumbled into a movie set. Lots of greenery, beautiful old houses... it's where the elite lives, basically. Now, traffic... that's Jakarta, baby. It's a beast, I'm not gonna lie. But Menteng is relatively well-placed. It's central, so you can get to a lot of places without *too* much hassle. You might still spend an hour getting to the airport, but let's be honest, that's Jakarta life.
I once tried to get a taxi during a monsoon. Let's just say, I ended up walking a significant portion of the way, drenched, and contemplating the meaning of life. So yeah, traffic. Pack a good book, or three. And invest in Grab or Gojek. You'll thank me later.
Okay, I'm sold on the luxury and the location (mostly). But what about the basics? Does the apartment have Wi-Fi? A washing machine? Because doing laundry by hand... no thanks.
Oh, the *basics*. These are crucial. Let's be honest. Luxury is great, but if you can't connect to the internet or wash your clothes, you’re gonna lose your mind. From what I saw, yes! Wi-Fi is a sure thing. I was able to stream a movie without buffering (a true test of any Wi-Fi, by the way). And YES to the washing machine. Thank. God.
And the kitchen? Well-equipped. (I once had a kitchen in a fancy hotel that had *one* pan. One.) This place? It had all the essentials. Though, I am a terrible cook, so I mainly used it to make coffee. But still, it's a win! So, yeah, the basics? Covered. Phew.
Are there things to do nearby? I don't want to be stuck in an apartment all day (though, the thought of lounging in a luxurious apartment... sounds pretty good).
Okay, so the location, again! Menteng has a lot to offer. You've got restaurants galore, from local warungs to swanky Western places. I highly recommend trying nasi goreng. Seriously. It's a must. There are also parks, like Taman Suropati Park, perfect for a morning stroll. And malls. (Jakarta loves its malls.)
Now, here's a secret, I'm not a "go-out-and-do-things" kind of person. I prefer a good book and a balcony. So, honestly, I spent most of my time *in* the apartment, enjoying the air conditioning and the peace. But, if you're the adventurous type, there are plenty of options. Just be prepared for the Jakarta heat. Drink lots of water. Seriously.
What's the catch? Because there's always a catch, right? What's the downside of this "unbelievable" apartment?
Alright, *the catch*. Every rose has its thorns. Let's get real. The biggest "downside"? This is Jakarta. Things break. I mean, not in a major, "the-building-is-falling-down" kind of way. But, you know, the occasional leaky faucet, a flickering lightbulb... stuff happens. Be prepared to deal with it if you want to rent the apartment.
And also, be prepared for what the city is always like. Just remember the heat, always bring a hand fan.
And also, be prepared to take everything with a grain of salt. What I loved, you may not love. Just the nature of life is a mess!
So, final verdict: Should I book this Menteng Square apartment? Or should I just keep dreaming?
Okay, final verdict. This is my opinion. I'm not a travel agent, so I don't do guarantees. I liked it a lot. I'm not saying it's perfect. Nothing's ever perfect. But for the price and the location? For the space and the comfort? And for the fact that it’s not the floral sofa kind of "luxury?" Yes. You should at least *consider* it.
Seriously though, If you want space, if you value a good location (despite the traffic), and if you appreciate a modern aesthetic, then do it. Just go in with realistic expectations. And be prepared to fall in love with nasi goreng. You won't regret it.
And, do yourself a favor. If you book it? Send me pictures. I'm already planning my return trip...
