Escape to Paradise: Blue Andaman Lanta Resort Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Blue Andaman Lanta Resort Awaits! – A Frankly Honest Review (Because You Deserve the Truth!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sanitized hotel review. I'm about to spill the beans on the Blue Andaman Lanta Resort. They call it “Escape to Paradise,” and well… let's just say paradise has a few cracks in the pavement, and I'm here to point them out. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, because I'm still recovering from the experience. (And by recovering, I mean trying to delete all the holiday snaps where I look like a melted ice cream cone).
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Let's get down to brass tacks.
Accessibility: My First, Slightly Panicked, Encounter
Right off the bat, they tout accessibility. Great! I thought, picturing smooth ramps and generously sized bathrooms. Reality? Well, the ramps were there, mostly. One had a slight gradient that made me question my own fitness levels. And the 'wheelchair accessible' rooms? Let's just say the bathroom didn't exactly scream “luxury,” more like “compact living.” It was functional, but the space was… intimate. Like, could-share-a-toothbrush-with-your-wheelchair intimate. Thank goodness for the helpful staff who were genuinely kind (and, bless them, probably used to hauling people around in wheelchairs).
- Accessibility: Wheelchair Accessible – Mostly accessible, but inspect those gradients closely. Room sizes are a mixed bag.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Present, but more effort is required.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: From “Meh” to “Magnificent Mess”
The food situation was, to put it mildly, a saga. They brag about "Asian cuisine" and "International dishes," but the reality was a bit… uneven.
- Restaurants: There are restaurants. Plural. The main one, the buffet, was what I’d call… “adequate.” Breakfast, the usual suspects: eggs (scrambled to within an inch of their lives), sad-looking sausages, and a toast station that could give you a workout just trying to get the bread to pop up.
- Asian Cuisine in Restaurant: They try, bless their little cotton socks. I had a green curry that was… well, let's just say it wasn't the Tom Yum of my dreams.
- International Cuisine in Restaurant: Mixed bag. Some hits, some misses. The pizza was… edible. But then I tried the pasta, and let’s just say it tasted like it had been through a particularly bad breakup.
- Poolside bar: This was the saving grace! Cold beers, fruity cocktails (with more than a hint of artificial sweetness), and a view of the pool that was, honestly, rather lovely. I may have spent a significant portion of my trip stationed at this bar.
- Breakfast [buffet]: Standard breakfast fare. The coffee tasted like dishwater on the first day, then miraculously got better. Weird.
- Breakfast service: You can order breakfast to your room – a plus.
- Bar: Drinks flow, the setting’s pleasant. Essential for sanity maintenance.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Present, but not exceptional.
- Desserts in restaurant: Some surprisingly good desserts. Definitely made up for some of the food fails.
- Room service [24-hour]: Available, but I wouldn't build my hopes up too high.
- Snack bar: Convenient for a quick bite, but not exactly gourmet.
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID Conundrum (Mostly Good!)
Okay, here's where they actually shine. In the age of COVID, I was seriously concerned. But to be fair, the Blue Andaman tried.
Anti-viral cleaning products: Seemed to be used.
Daily disinfection in common areas: Witnessed, which was reassuring.
Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. At least I felt safe.
Hygiene certification: At least they claimed to have it.
Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Attempted, and mostly successful.
Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know the drill, which was a relief.
Rooms sanitized between stays: As far as I could tell.
Safe dining setup: Mostly.
Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes.
Rooms sanitized between stays: Seemed like it.
Important Note: They were trying hard to do the right thing which is commendable.
Overall: Pretty safe feel to the resort.
Things To Do (and Ways to Relax): Bliss, or Just a Bit of Mess?
- Swimming pool: Lovely, outdoor pool!
- Pool with view: Check. The view was stunning, actually.
- Spa: The spa was a whole different level. The massage? Amazing. I opted for the Thai massage and it had me creaking like an old ship. I would gladly endure that again.
- Massage: Recommended for the aches and pains of life.
- Sauna/steam room: Looked great; didn’t try.
- Fitness center/Gym: I glanced in as I walked past to the drinks. Looked adequate.
- Body scrub/Body wrap: Spa was great.
- Relaxation: Quite easy to achieve by the pool.
Rooms: Not Perfect, But Functional (and Air Conditioned!)
My room was… well, it was a room. Clean, comfortable, but the décor felt a bit dated.
- Air conditioning: Essential in Thailand. And it worked! Thank goodness.
- Free Wi-Fi: Advertised and… unreliable.
- Internet access – wireless: Wi-Fi in the room. Hit-and-miss.
- Desk: Essential for working.
- Bathroom: Small, but okay.
- Bed: Okay.
- Toiletries: They provided basic toiletries which was kinda helpful.
- Towels: Clean towels… always a win.
- The biggest win? Blackout curtains. I could sleep to 10 AM with those. (A true luxury.)
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Bad, and the “Eh”
- Concierge: Helpful and friendly.
- Cash withdrawal: Available.
- Laundry service: Did the job.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent, and they were thorough.
- Front desk [24-hour]: always, always helpful.
- Airport transfer: Efficient and easy.
- Smoking area: Present. Which is good if you like fresh air.
- Luggage storage: Yes.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Yes.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart): Family-Friendly…ish.
- Family/child friendly: Yes.
- Kids facilities: The pool was a hit.
- Babysitting service: Available.
Getting Around: Wheels and Whee!
- Car park [free of charge]: Easy to find.
- Taxi service: Available.
My Final Verdict… Does the Paradise Dream Hold Up?
Look, the Blue Andaman Lanta Resort isn’t perfect. It has its quirks, its foibles, and a few areas where it could improve. But, honestly? I had a good time. The staff are lovely, the spa is a godsend, and the poolside bar provides an excellent refuge from the chaos of everyday life.
Would I go back? Probably. Especially if they improve the Wi-Fi, and the pasta, and the accessibility in the bathrooms. But for now, I’d give it a solid 7/10. It’s a decent escape. Just be prepared for a few bumps in the road to paradise. And pack your own snacks, just in case. And definitely book that massage. You'll need it.
Escape to Paradise: Auberge Clermont's Franschhoek Luxury Awaits
Okay, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your sanitized, brochure-perfect itinerary. This is my attempt to wrestle the chaos that is Koh Lanta, Thailand, with a stay at Blue Andaman Lanta Resort. And trust me, it’s going to get messy.
The Messy, Wonderful Koh Lanta Ramble: Blue Andaman & Beyond (God help us all)
Day 1: Arrival & the Initial Panic Buy (and the Beach Bliss… Eventually)
Morning (or, I’m guessing, EARLY URGENT arrival):
- Landing at Krabi airport. The sheer humidity hits you like a warm, sticky hug. Or, more accurately, a warm, sticky assault. Finding the minivan transfer to Lanta? A total gamble. Pray for AC. I swear, by the time we actually left the airport, I was already sweating through my "Thailand Adventure" t-shirt.
- First Impression of Blue Andaman: Ah, the promise of turquoise waters…The resort itself? Actually pretty charming. Rattan furniture, a decent pool… maybe I can just, like, stay here forever and never leave?
- The Panic Buy: Okay, lesson learned. Forgot the essentials. Sunscreen, bug spray, more sunscreen. Cue a frantic dash to the nearest 7-Eleven that probably had a higher markup than actual gold!
Afternoon: Beach Time (and the Great Coconut-Based Misadventure)
- Finally, the beach! The iconic Long Beach. The sand is so fine, it feels like you're walking on powdered sugar. I find a spot under a palm tree, ready to embrace full-blown relaxation.
- Coconut Debacle: Got a coconut! I'm living the dream! Or so I thought. I ordered a coconut from a beachside vendor, took my first glorious sip. It was, well, not as sweet as I had expected. Turns out, the vendor was busy chatting, and I got the last unripe batch. Still, I sat there and enjoyed the beach view, enjoying the coconuts anyway.
- Post-Beach Glow (and Slightly Sunburnt Shoulders): A quick dip in the resort pool. The sun is relentless, though. Already feeling the burn. Note to self: Reapply sunscreen religiously.
Evening:
- Dinner & Early Night (because Jet Lag is a Beast): Dinner at the resort restaurant. No complaints. The Pad Thai was decent, and a Chang beer or two did the trick as the day winds down. I am so beat that I'm in bed by 10 pm. It's the best.
Day 2: Island Hopping (and the Unintended Snorkeling Lesson)
Morning:
- Island-hopping tour! Excitement is already bubbling. This should be postcard material, right? First stop: a coral reef. Grabbed snorkel gear.
- The Underwater School: I was struggling. I am no good at snorkeling. The water kept getting in my snorkel, and the mask seemed glued to my face. I just wanted it to work. I just looked up every time, coughing, and choking. Still, I eventually got used to it and got to enjoy the beautiful underwater scenery. So worth it!
- Lunch on a Deserted Beach: The picture on the tour brochure vs reality, was actually great. The beach was pristine, the seafood delicious. I overate, of course.
Afternoon:
- Maya Bay Wannabe (and Crowd Management): More islands. A stop at a beach that – let’s be honest – was trying REALLY hard to be Maya Bay. Beautiful, yes, but the crowds were a reality check. Still, the water was incredible.
- Return to Blue Andaman: Back to the resort to recover from a day.
Evening:
- Sunset Dinner (with a View): Found a little restaurant on the beach. More seafood, more Chang. The sunset was legitimately breathtaking. Like, made me want to cry (in a good way). This is the magic.
Day 3: Massage, Monkeys & Marketplace Madness.
Morning:
- Morning: No more adventures today, just relaxation.
- Massage Nirvana: This is what I came for. A Thai massage on the beach at the resort spa. Yes, the pressure was like a small elephant sitting on me. But the sense of peace afterward? Heavenly.
Afternoon:
- Monkey Business: The monkeys will steal your snacks. I didn't, however, have my snacks out. So I was fine, but you should take your snacks into account.
- Market Mess (and Haggling Humiliation): Exploring Old Town Lanta. Charming, yes. Overwhelming, also yes. The market was a riot of color, smells, and noise. Attempting to haggle for a souvenir and failing miserably (I'm terrible at it). But the experience was worth it.
Evening:
- Farewell Dinner & Existential Dread: Dinner at a restaurant… I started thinking about leaving. And I didn’t want to, I truly didn’t. It was time to depart.
Day 4: Departure (and the lingering sand between the toes)
- Morning:
- Final Swim & Packing Sadness: One last swim in the sea. Packing my bags (the dreaded task). Squeezing in every last moment.
- The Airport Ritual: Back to Krabi Airport. The same humidity. The same potential for long delays. But the memories? Priceless. And I'm already dreaming of my return, no matter how chaotic things might get.
Overall Reflections (aka, the Unfiltered Truth):
Koh Lanta is a beautiful, messy, wonderful paradox. The beaches are stunning, but the heat is intense. The food is incredible, but can sometimes leave you… well, you get the idea. You'll feel moments of pure bliss, followed by the occasional moment of sheer frustration. Embrace it. Roll with it. And for god's sake, reapply the sunscreen.
The Blue Andaman Resort was a fantastic base. Not perfect, but it was comfortable, friendly, and the location on Long Beach was unbeatable.
I'd return in a heartbeat. Messes and all.
So, Blue Andaman Lanta: Is it *really* paradise? (And should I even bother?)
Alright, buckle up, 'cause I'm gonna be brutally honest. Paradise? That's a loaded word. Did I find myself floating in the infinity pool, cocktail in hand, thinking "Yep, this is the life?" Absolutely. Did I also get bitten by a rogue mosquito that decided my ankle was its personal buffet? You betcha. Look, Lanta itself? Gorgeous. The resort? Mostly fantastic. The key is managing your expectations, people. Don't expect perfection. Expect... well, *almost* perfection, sprinkled with a healthy dose of Thai charm and the occasional logistical hiccup. I’m talking about the good kind of hiccup - the kind that makes you laugh later.
The Rooms: What's the deal? Are they worth the price tag, or should I downgrade to the "rustic bungalow" (shudder)?
Oh, the rooms. Okay, so I splurged. I *needed* that balcony overlooking the ocean – like, needed it for my mental well-being. And you know what? Worth. Every. Penny. Waking up to that view? Priceless. The room itself? Spacious, clean, well-appointed (I’m using fancy words, I can't help it!), and the AC actually *worked* (a MAJOR win in Thai heat). Now, I peeped a couple of the "rustic bungalows" on the way to the sunset bar. They looked... well, let’s just say "rustic" in a way that might involve dubious plumbing and a cockroach or two. If you aren't too picky (I am!), maybe try it. I'd suggest at least springing for the nicer rooms, though. You’ve come all this way! Don't cheap out. Or, you know, do! It's your trip. Just don't come whining to me later if you regret it. I’m not being judgmental, I'm just…experienced.
The Beach: Is it actually swimmable? Because I've seen some "beaches" that are more like rocky wastelands...
Okay, this is IMPORTANT. The beach at Blue Andaman? Glorious. Think soft, white sand that doesn't scorch your feet, clear turquoise water, and just enough gentle waves to be fun but not terrifying. I spent *hours* in that water. Hours! Snorkeling was pretty decent too, though I wouldn’t call it a coral reef paradise as far as that goes – the water is crystal clear, visibility's good. Just beware of the sun. Seriously. I got burnt. Bad. I'm a ginger, I knew this. I still underestimated the power of the Thai sun. Pack the sunscreen. More sunscreen than you think you need. And maybe a hat. And a whole lot of aloe vera gel. You heard me.
Food, Glorious Food! What's the grub situation like? Are there enough options to keep a foodie (like *me*) happy?
Okay, food. This is where things get… complicated. The resort restaurant? Decent. Good, even. They had all the usual Thai suspects: Pad Thai (which, let's be honest, I ordered way more times than I should have), green curry, fresh seafood. The breakfast buffet was a solid win. Lots of fresh fruit! (Thank the Lord.) But, and this is a big but, it got a little… predictable after a few days. You know? The same options, the same flavors. Plus, remember I said I needed to get to the sunset bar? After a while, I had to explore outside the resort. There are tons of little restaurants right outside the resort that serve up some amazing food--better than the resort food, really. Don't be afraid to get adventurous! Eat where the locals eat. Trust me. You'll thank me. Just… maybe pack some antacids. (Just kidding… mostly.)
The Pool: Is it overcrowded with screaming kids and inflatable flamingos? Or is it a relaxing haven?
The pool. Ah, the pool. My happy place! Okay, let's be honest. There were kids. Kids do what kids do. But, the pool had enough space to get away from the chaos and enjoy a cocktail, or lay in a chaise. It's one of those infinity pools that just sort of melts into the ocean. And the view…oh, the view. I would spend the entire day there if I could. I made friends lounging, reading, and sipping. It wasn't all peaceful and serene. It was real: the sun, the kids, the conversation. But, it was perfect, and exactly what I needed.
Things to Do: Beyond sunbathing, what can I actually *do* at Blue Andaman or around Lanta?
Okay, listen up, because I'm gonna give you the lowdown on activities. You can *absolutely* do more than just bake yourself on the beach (though, let's be real, that's a perfectly valid and highly enjoyable activity). They offer excursions. Snorkeling trips, island hopping, jungle treks (the jungle treks were pretty intense, FYI - bring mosquito repellent!). I did one of the snorkeling trips, and it was a blast. Seriously, you need to see the underwater life. Beyond that, rent a scooter! Explore the island! Find those hidden beaches, those secret little cafes with the best mango sticky rice you've ever tasted. And don’t be afraid to just wander. Lanta is an island that rewards exploration. Just keep an eye out for the monkeys. Seriously, they’re cheeky little buggers. And the roads are... let's just say, interesting. And if you’re feeling REALLY adventurous, learn some Thai phrases. They really, really appreciate it.
The Staff: Are they friendly and helpful, or do they seem like they'd rather be anywhere else?
The staff? Generally, yeah, lovely. Super friendly, always smiling, always trying to help. Now, are there moments where things get lost in translation? Absolutely. Is service always lightning fast? Not necessarily. But, the genuine warmth and the willingness to help more than make up for any minor inconveniences, in my humble opinion. Just remember to be patient, be polite, and be prepared to use sign language occasionally. I swear, I spent half my time miming to get my point across, and I loved it. It's part of the charm! And tip! They work hard!
Getting There & Away: Will I need a boat, a plane, and a magic carpet to reach this place?
Getting to Lanta is not a breeze. I did the airport-to-ferry-to-taxi thing. It was a bit of a trek. Honestly, after a long flight, sitting in a crowded van followed by a ferry that may or may not have lookedCoastal Inns
