Rayong Paradise Found: Stunning Beachfront Studio E264 Awaits!
Rayong Paradise Found: E264 - Worth the Hype? A Brutally Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a stay at Rayong Paradise Found and, let's just say, it was a trip. I'm not talking a serene, yoga-on-the-beach kind of trip, though there was some of that. More like… a rollercoaster of tropical highs and… well, let's just say a few "uh-oh" moments. I'm spilling the tea on Studio E264, warts and all. Prepare for honesty, opinions, and maybe a few exclamation points. You've been warned.
Accessibility: Listen, I didn’t need ramps or anything, BUT I did notice the elevator – a huge plus for anyone with mobility issues. Considering the beachside location, that's a win. I didn't specifically see the detailed facilities for disabled guests, but the elevator makes the whole concept of access more promising.
On-site accessible restaurants/lounges: Didn't specifically evaluate accessibility in the restaurants, and that’s my bad. But the pool bar, OMG, divine. (More on that later…)
Internet and Tech Stuff (aka The Wi-Fi Saga): The promise of "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" is a seductive one. And, sure enough, it was available. But… Let's call it "patchy." Okay, mostly the "patchy" I'm talking about and using the internet through my own phone and even it wasn't all that fantastic. I did have a brief, shining moment of downloading a movie, but then it went back into a buffering nightmare. Thank goodness for the occasional surge of speed when I really needed to post that sunset pic. I did find the internet access [LAN] option—didn’t realize I should have tried this option!
Things to Do! (Or, How I Tried to Relax):
- The Beach: Duh. It's stunning. Soft sand, clear water… the usual tropical paradise suspects. Wading ankle-deep into the turquoise waters was a daily must-do.
- Pool with a View: Oh, sweet, sweet pool with a view. Picture this: Infinity edge, shimmering water, overlooking the beach… chef's kiss. Spent a scandalous amount of time floating, cocktail in hand, contemplating the universe (and which dessert to order next). Bliss.
- Spa (and all its offspring): Okay, the spa was… complex. I did get a massage, which was lovely. The body scrub was delightful… a real exfoliation sensation. I never made it to the sauna, spa/sauna, or steam room, mostly because I was too busy enjoying the pool. And I am the kind of person who needs a foot bath after a long day. At least I thought so.
- Fitness Center: I'M A LAZY BUM. I walked to the beach and sometimes took the stairs. End of story.
- Things I didn’t do: The gym, the spa, the fitness center… Yeah, I was on vacation.
- Things I REALLY did: Did I visit a pool with a view? Yes! Did I use the sauna spa? Yes, I visited them. Did I relax and enjoy my free time? Yes!
Cleanliness and Safety (aka The Sanitizer Olympics): Alright, let's address the elephant in the room: COVID. Rayong Paradise Found takes it seriously. I appreciated the anti-viral cleaning products and the fact that the rooms were sanitized between stays. There was hand sanitizer everywhere and (thankfully!) all the staff wore masks. I did notice the daily disinfection in common areas and the safe dining setup. I appreciated the Room sanitization opt-out available. The food preparation looked clean. I saw staff trained in safety protocol and sterilizing equipment being used. It made a difference. They had me on the fence. It wasn't a perfect score (one hotel, even in a pandemic, can't be perfect), but it was a solid B+.
Food, Glorious Food (aka My Stomach's Journey):
- Restaurants: There were several restaurants, all of which looked inviting. I was lazy and used room service for almost every meal (more on this later).
- The Poolside Bar: THIS is where I spent a significant amount of time. The happy hour deals were legendary. The cocktails were strong. The view.. phenomenal. I'm pretty sure I subsisted on a steady diet of margaritas and pad thai.
- Breakfast: There was an Asian breakfast, International cuisine in restaurant and western breakfast available. Breakfast was okay. I enjoyed it. Breakfasts are better in my opinion.
- Room Service: The 24-hour room service? A godsend. I’m talking about the Asian Cuisine and salad and soup. Okay, alright, I had a lot of room service. I have a type. Everything appeared well-prepared.
- Snack Bar: I didn't visit this place.
Rooms and Things (aka Studio E264 - The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Moldy):
- The Good: The view from E264 was… incredible. Seriously, waking up to the ocean every morning was pure magic. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleep. The in-room safe box was great, and the complimentary tea/ free bottled water was a little nice touches. I liked the seating area, the desk, and the coffee/tea maker. The soundproofing and windows that open were welcome. In-room Wifi was great.
- The Not-So-Good: I noticed a faint musty smell. It wasn't overpowering, but it was there. The bathroom fittings looked a little dated also. The air conditioner was a bit noisy.
- The Meh: The bed was fine. The sofa was… a sofa. The hair dryer worked. The daily housekeeping kept things tidy.
- The Bathroom: The separate shower/bathtub was interesting. I wished the towels were softer. The additional toilet was a thoughtful bonus. And the toiletries? Average.
Services and Conveniences (aka They Tried):
- Front Desk (24-Hour): Always helpful, always polite (even when I was demanding extra coffee!).
- Concierge: I didn't use the concierge.
- Dry Cleaning/Laundry Service/Ironing Service: Didn’t use these, but it was a nice option.
- Cash Withdrawal: A convenience I’m happy for.
- Car Park: I was happy that the car park was free of charge.
- Luggage storage: A welcome convenience.
For the Kids (aka I Don't Have Any, But…)
- Babysitting Service: I didn't need this.
- Kids facilities: I didn't notice any.
Getting Around:
- Airport transfer: I didn't use this.
- Car park: See above!
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Final Verdict (aka Did I Love It?):
Look, Rayong Paradise Found had its issues. The Wi-Fi could definitely be better. The musty smell in the room was a little off-putting. But… the LOCATION. The pool. The view. The cocktails. The fact that I actually felt safe during a pandemic… That's what I'll remember. Studio E264 is worth considering, especially if you prioritize that beachfront bliss. Would I go back? Absolutely. But I'm bringing my own portable Wi-Fi next time.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your glossy brochure itinerary. This is the real deal, a Rayong adventure fueled by questionable decisions, delicious seafood, and a healthy dose of bewildered joy. This is my Escape Condominium Beachfront Suite Studio - E264 takeover, and trust me, it's going to be a bumpy ride.
Day 1: Arrival of the Slightly Clumsy Traveler & The Great Pad Thai Quest
10:00 AM - AirAsia Flight Disaster (Almost): "Okay, so I thought I'd printed my boarding pass. Turns out, the printer at home decided to stage a revolt, spitting out reams of blank paper. After a frantic search for a nearby internet cafe (which turned out to be a dimly lit room with dial-up – remember that?!), I finally managed to get it sorted, but not before nearly having a panic-induced nosebleed. Air travel, folks, it's always an adventure."
12:00 PM - Arrival at U-Tapao Airport (Quiet but Confusing): "U-Tapao! Sounds fancy, right? Think less James Bond, more… rural airport. Getting a taxi felt like negotiating a hostage release. Negotiated a decent price (fingers crossed!), and the journey, thankfully, was uneventful. Except for the driver’s intense love for Thai pop music. I swear, I now know every single sad break-up song in Thai."
2:00 PM - Escape Condominium - E264 Triumph (Mostly): "Okay, the actual CONDO. My beachfront suite! It's… smaller than the pictures implied. But the view! The view is utterly breathtaking. I feel like I've stumbled into a postcard. Unpacked, mostly, except for that one suitcase that refuses to close, obviously. That's going to be a problem. Right, before I go any further, I'm calling the front desk to tell them I'll need more towels. 5 to be exact."
3:00 PM - The Great Pad Thai Quest Begins: "First order of business: find Pad Thai. Like, authentic Pad Thai. I’ve got a craving that rivals a pregnant woman's. Wandered along the beach, dodging playful (yet slightly menacing) stray dogs (they're adorable, but I’m a little scared), and finally stumbled upon what looked like a promising little shack. The smell… oh, the smell! I'm drooling just thinking about it.
- The Shack Shack: "The noodles was a bit soggy, one might say, and the shrimp was… firm. But the flavor, the flavor! This was the real deal, folks. Not the watered-down tourist version. This was life-changing. I ate like a ravenous beast. I may have accidentally double-ordered. Don't judge me."
5:00 PM - Beachside Stroll & Sunset Sighs: "Attempted a romantic beach stroll. Got sand in my shoes. Tripped over a rogue coconut. Sat on a rock, feeling incredibly philosophical, and watched the sun melt into the sea. It was genuinely beautiful. Probably the most zen I'd felt all year. Until the sandflies attacked. Note to self: buy bug spray."
7:00 PM - Convenience Store Revelations & Questionable Snacks: "Needed emergency provisions. Found a 7-Eleven! The sheer variety of snacks was overwhelming. Ended up with a bag of something that looked suspiciously like deep-fried seaweed and a mysterious, neon-green energy drink. Regret."
8:00 PM - Bedroom Meditation/Panic: "The room is still not fully unpacked. And I have a feeling I left my phone charger back home. I am sure I will be fine. (Panic ensues)!"
Day 2: Sun, Seafood Shocks, and Karaoke (Oh, the Karaoke…)
8:00 AM - Sunrise & Coffee Craving: "Woke up to the sound of the waves. So, SO worth the slightly cramped bed. Coffee needed, desperately. The in-room instant coffee is a crime against humanity. Must find proper coffee today."
9:00 AM - Beach Bumming (and Minor Sunburn): "Spent the morning pretending to be a beach bum. Read a book, got a tan (albeit a slightly aggressive one), and generally basked in the glory of doing absolutely nothing. Realized I hadn't applied sunscreen to my nose. Oops."
12:00 PM - Seafood Spectacular!: "Went to that little restaurant recommended by the condo staff. Ordered every grilled seafood platter on the menu. HUGE MISTAKE! The portions in Thailand are no joke. The grilled fish was ridiculously delicious, but I’m pretty sure I ate enough seafood to single-handedly feed a small village. Feeling rather… round."
- The Crab Claw Incident: "I was battling a particularly stubborn crab claw. It put up one hell of a fight. Ended up wrestling with the thing, and in a moment of sheer, unadulterated chaos, it flew across the table, splattering the white shirt of the guy at the next table with crab juice. MORTIFIED. He was surprisingly chill about it. Lucky for me I didn't have to pay his dry cleaning bill."
3:00 PM - Massage Mayhem: "Attempted to get a massage on the beach per a friend's suggestion. What I didn't know was the actual massage took place on a bed with 20 other people sleeping next to each other. The massage itself was… intense. I think the masseuse may have been trying to rearrange my internal organs. Not sure if I'm relaxed or slightly traumatized."
6:00 PM - Local Market Exploration & Mango Sticky Rice Bliss: "Ventured into the local market. Chaos! In the best way possible. Beautiful chaos. Bargained for a ridiculous pair of sunglasses (which I probably don’t need). Found a vendor selling the most divine mango sticky rice. Pure, unadulterated culinary pleasure. Could eat that for every meal."
8:00 PM - Karaoke Confessions & The Unforgettable "Bohemian Rhapsody""The karaoke bar beckoned. This was a terrible, wonderful idea. A few beers (or more than a few?). The karaoke gods smiled upon me, or maybe it was the beer. The result?
- "Bohemian Rhapsody": I started with the usual suspects. Then, somewhere along the way, I made the earth-shattering decision to sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen. With a whole room full of strangers, I did it too. (I can't remember most of the song) I'm not a singer. I'm not sure I knew the words. My rendition was, to put it mildly, unique. The crowd, however, loved it. They cheered. They filmed it. I think one person wept. I may have blacked out briefly. No regrets."
Day 3: Island Dreams, Departure Dares, and the Lingering Taste of Amazing
9:00 AM - Island Hopping (Maybe?): "Planned to go island hopping today. Still hungover. Might be a 'stay-in-bed and order room service and attempt actual unpacking' kind of day."
- Update!: "Eventually dragged myself out of bed. Made it to a boat that looks stable. Wish me luck!"
12:00 PM -Snorkeling & Sea Sickness: "The water was stunning. Snorkeling was a bit terrifying, as I'm not exactly a strong swimmer. Sea sickness. I did see a beautiful fish or two before I needed to crawl back to my room."
3:00 PM - Relaxing and Reflecting: "Back in the room. Finally unpacked that pesky suitcase. Admiring the view - it has become one of the only things that can soothe my soul. Just watching the waves roll in and out. What a trip!"
6:00 PM - Dinner with a View & Regrets: "One last sunset. One last delicious meal. Maybe one too many cocktails. Questioning all my life choices. But in a good way. Well. Mostly."
8:00 PM - Packing Purgatory & Pre-Departure Panic: "Packing. Always a fun experience. I've got a feeling I still have to pay the overage fee. Praying the check-in works."
9:00 PM - Bedtime.
10:00 PM - Checking out (and almost missing my flight, again!): "Okay, so the taxi almost didn't arrive. Traffic was a nightmare. Got to the airport with about 30 minutes to spare. Learned a valuable lesson: Leave much earlier. Made the flight. I am exhausted but exhilarated."
Final Thoughts:
"Rayong, you were a wild, wonderful, slightly chaotic adventure. I ate too much, I drank too much, I sang karaoke horribly, and I loved every single, slightly messy, slightly imperfect moment. I'll be back, Thailand. You haven't seen the last of me (and my luggage). Now, for a shower and a very long nap. Until next time…"
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Rayong Paradise Found: Beachfront Studio E264 - The Lowdown, From Someone Who's Actually Been There
So, is this place *actually* paradise? That beachfront bit looks pretty… well, heavenly.
Okay, look. Paradise? That's a big ask. My expectations were sky-high after seeing the photos online. Seriously, the turquoise water, the perfect little studio... I even packed a flowy white dress (don't judge!). The truth? It *is* stunning. Absolutely. The beach? You can practically roll out of bed and onto the sand. I spent a solid three hours one morning just staring at the ocean. It was mesmerizing.
But! (Here comes the but...) The beach isn't always pristine Instagram-ready perfection. Sometimes seaweed drifts in. Sometimes – and I’m just being honest here – there was a bit of trash washing up. Small stuff, mostly, but enough to remind you you’re in the real world, not a postcard. And the sun? Brutal. Bring your strongest sunscreen. Seriously. I got a burn the first day that made me look like a cooked lobster. Lesson learned. And the flowy white dress? Impractical. Too much sand and sweat.
Is the studio itself… you know, livable? Or is it more style over substance?
Okay, let's talk studio. It's… compact. Think "efficiently designed". It’s definitely not a sprawling mansion. But it’s clean, the air con works a treat (praise be!), and the bed? Surprisingly comfortable. I slept like a baby, bar a few nights when the waves were particularly loud, and I swear I could hear the crickets.
The kitchen area is… functional. I’m a terrible cook, so I mostly used it for making instant coffee and opening beer (priorities!). There's a fridge, which is essential for keeping the Chang ice-cold. The bathroom, however... hmm. It was a little *dated*. Look, I'm not talking crumbling walls or anything drastic, just... the showerhead wasn't exactly pumping out an invigorating spa-like experience. More like a gentle drizzle. But hey, after a day on the beach, even a drizzle feels pretty good. And the hot water *did* work. Small victories, people, small victories.
What about the "beachfront" claim? How close are we *really* talking?
Nailed it! Seriously, the beachfront is a massive draw. You walk out of the studio, across a small grassy area, and BAM! You're on the beach. I mean, *literally*. I timed it. From my door to the sand? Under a minute. That's the kind of convenience that spoils you. I'd stroll out in my pajamas for a morning coffee on the beach and watch the sunrise. It was glorious. Utterly glorious. Forget fancy cafes; that’s the ultimate breakfast experience.
One morning, though, I woke up to a *thunderstorm*. Like, the kind where the sky splits open and the rain comes down sideways. I was convinced the studio would flood. Turns out the little grassy area outside the studio was turning into a small pond. The beach, however, was pretty much unaffected, just… wetter. So, beachfront? Absolutely. Paradise? Well, even paradise can have a little… rain.
Are there restaurants/shops nearby? Or am I going to be stranded?
Okay, this is a good one. You're not completely stranded, thank goodness. There are a few restaurants within walking distance. Some were fantastic, serving up ridiculously fresh seafood. Think grilled prawns, fish with chili sauce, the works. Others? Well… let's just say the service wasn’t always lightning-fast. I had to flag down a waiter *multiple* times one evening just to get a second beer. Patience, grasshopper. You're on island time, remember?
Shops? A small convenience store, selling essentials (sunscreen, snacks, more beer), is a short walk away. For anything more substantial, you might need a taxi or scooter. I rented a scooter and it was terrifying at first! I’d never ridden one before, but the freedom was incredible. Just… watch out for the potholes! And the traffic. (And the other tourists who also rented scooters…) If you’re not a confident driver… maybe stick to taxis.
What's the Wi-Fi situation like? Because, you know, work. (Ugh.)
Right, the dreaded Wi-Fi. Okay, let's be brutally honest: it was… patchy. Think intermittent signal, the occasional complete drop-out, and the overwhelming feeling that you're somehow living in the Stone Age when it comes to internet speed. I had to sit on the balcony sometimes to get a decent signal. Which, admittedly, wasn't the worst place in the world to be 'working'.
I did manage to get some work done (emails, mostly), but anything that required a strong connection (video calls, downloading large files) was a struggle. So, if you're planning a working vacation, be warned. Or, you know, embrace the digital detox. That's what I eventually did. And you know what? The world didn't end. And I *did* end up with a fantastic tan.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Honestly? Yes. Absolutely. Imperfections and all, it was a truly wonderful experience. That beachfront location, the sound of the waves, the sunsets... it was magical. And despite the slightly dated bathroom and the dodgy Wi-Fi, I left feeling relaxed, refreshed, and already planning my return. Just next time, I'm packing more sunscreen, a phrasebook, and maybe a more practical dress. And I'm *definitely* taking a photo of the sunset. Maybe a few. And maybe I’ll just stay forever…
Any hidden gems or tips to share?
Okay, here's the lowdown on the *real* hidden gems. First, go to the small local restaurant a few doors down. The one with the friendly lady making the fresh spring rolls. They're to die for! Second, if you happen to see a jellyfish flag, *don't* ignore it. They sting! (I learned that the hard way. Ouch!) Third, learn a few basic Thai phrases. The locals appreciate it, and it can make a huge difference. "Sawasdee krap" (hello) and "khop khun krap" (thank you) go a long way. And finally… just relax. Let go of yourCozy Stay Spots
