Copenhagen's HOTTEST Hotel: GO Hotel's Unbeatable Deals!
HOT DAMN, GO Hotel Rocks… Mostly! My Unfiltered Copenhagen Staycation Review!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind stay at Copenhagen's "HOTTEST" – and I’m using air quotes here, because, well, reality rarely lives up to the brochure. We're talking about GO Hotel's "Unbeatable Deals," and after sifting through the fluffy marketing, I'm going to give you the REAL dirt. Forget the perfect Instagram pics, this is the actual Copenhagen experience, warts and all.
(First Impressions & Accessibility - Let's Get Rolling!)
Finding the place was a breeze – thank goodness for Google Maps! – and the exterior screamed "modern minimalist." Inside, the reception area was bright, with that signature Scandinavian clean look. Accessibility? They say they're good, and the elevator WAS there, crucial for someone like me who, let's be honest, avoids stairs like the plague. I did see facilities for disabled guests, which gave me a good feeling. BUT… (there's ALWAYS a but, isn't there?) I'm not fully disabled. It looked accessible, but I can't personally vouch. More details would be welcome for a better picture.
(Internet & Keeping Connected: The Lifeblood of Modern Existence)
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! And it actually WORKED. No infuriating buffering or dropped calls during my morning coffee and email catch-up. My room also boasted Internet access – LAN which I didn't need, but at least the option was there. Wi-Fi in public areas? Yep! Good connectivity throughout the hotel. A definite plus for the digital nomad in me.
(Things to Do & Ways to Relax – Let's Get Pampered (Maybe))
Now, this is where things got a little… interesting. They boast about a spa. Sounds divine, right? Well, "spa" equals minimal and not a jacuzzi. No pool with a view, no sauna, which was a real shame. Foot bath? Nope. Gym/fitness? Yup, but I didn’t go. And I definitely needed a spa day. The reality didn’t match the dreamy brochure pictures. Massages? Available, but, again, I didn't indulge so I can’t say anything about this.
(Cleanliness & Safety - Are We Safe or Not?!)
They’re hitting all the right notes regarding cleanliness nowadays, which is a huge relief. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Check. Hand sanitizer everywhere? Check. The staff looked trained in safety protocol, which is important and I noticed it being followed; that went a long way in making me feel at ease (although I did bring my own!). Rooms sanitized between stays? Good. Safe dining setup? Yes. But, and it’s a small one, I didn’t see the sterilization of equipment.
(Dining, Drinking & Snacking - Feed Me, Seymour!)
The restaurant was a bit of a mixed bag. Breakfast – a buffet. It was okay. Not mind-blowing, but it filled the void. They had the usual suspects – the international and western breakfast options. But, honestly, the coffee was weak sauce (needed some extra espresso!). I would have loved a decent coffee shop. The a la carte selection seemed overpriced for what it offered in the restaurant, and the bar wasn't bustling. There was a snack bar (I think, as one of the waiters led me in the right direction) which was cool. I wasn’t in love with the salad offered, I preferred the soup more. The desserts were also nice.
(Services & Conveniences - The Perks and the Pitfalls)
Right, so they offer everything, pretty much… Air conditioning in public areas? Yep. Concierge? Helpful, but a little aloof. Dry cleaning, elevator, luggage storage, meetings and facilities for disabled guests? All present. Cash withdrawal? Yep. Convenience store? A few overpriced snacks and drinks. Invoice provided? Yup. I didn’t use half of it but it’s great they offered.
(For the Kids - Don't Have 'Em, But Good to Know!)
Family/child friendly? Yes. Babysitting service? Yup. Kids meal? A potential win for some families. This category is not really for me, so I will not say if it was good or not
(Access - Getting Around & Feeling Secure)
24-hour front desk? Check. CCTV in common areas and outside? Yes. Elevator? Essential! Fire extinguisher? Present and accounted for. They definitely had a security presence. Car park [free of charge]? Score! Bicycle parking? Essential in Copenhagen! Airport transfer? Available, but at a cost. Taxi service? Yep.
(Available in All Rooms – The Nitty Gritty)
This is where we get into the real details. The most important thing? Wi-Fi [free] – ✅ again! Air conditioning? ✅. Blackout curtains? Bless them. The bed was comfy – a definite plus after a long day of exploring. They had stuff like a desk and a coffee/tea maker, but they’re all pretty standard. No nasty surprises here.
(My Slightly Chaotic Takeaways)
GO Hotel is…fine. It’s decent! It's not going to blow your socks off, but it's a pretty solid choice for a Copenhagen stay. The free Wi-Fi, the cleanliness, and generally being relatively affordable are definite wins. The staff, though, were not overly welcoming when I arrived; they didn't seem particularly happy to see me (or anyone, for that matter). However, I'm not sure if that was due to a language barrier, Copenhagen culture, or just a bad day.
Overall, I'd give it a solid 3.5 out of 5 stars. It’s not perfect, but it gets the job done. And hey, maybe with those "Unbeatable Deals", you can splurge on some truly AMAZING coffee outside the hotel for a perfect Copenhagen experience. Don't let my slight grumbling put you off. GO Hotel is a decent option if you're not expecting paradise.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is Copenhagen: Unfiltered. We're talking GO Hotel, baby, and we're gonna get properly messy. Get ready for a rollercoaster, and maybe pack some extra tissues – for laughter and the inevitable existential dread.
Copenhagen: A Hot Mess Express (aka My Itinerary)
Day 1: Arrival and Immediate Regret (But in a Beautiful Way)
Morning (aka "The Crushing Weight of Anticipation"): Arrived. Actually made it. Landing in Copenhagen seemed easier than packing – seriously, did I even bring enough socks?! The airport, Kastrup, is surprisingly clean and efficient. This immediately made me suspicious. Where was the glorious chaos I was promised?
Afternoon (aka "Hotel Hell…ish"): GO Hotel Copenhagen. Okay, it's a little… corporate. Clean, efficient, but lacking that charmingly-dingy-European-hotel vibe I secretly crave. The room is tiny, but hey, it has WIFI. Victory! After a slight internal panic about the size of the bed (apparently I have a problem with small beds, don't judge), I dropped my bags and immediately ran out. Gotta get the lay of the land.
Late Afternoon/Evening (aka "Finding My Inner Hygge – or Trying To"): First stop, Nyhavn. God. Damn. It's postcard perfect. Like, too perfect. I nearly choked on my overpriced (but delicious) coffee from a little canal-side cafe. The colours! The boats! The happy people! I'm starting to suspect Copenhagen is some kind of elaborate conspiracy to make everyone else look like they're not trying hard enough. Saw a girl wearing a perfect beanie and thought, why didn't I think of that? I also ate a hotdog. It was, as promised, glorious. The "pølse" is life. Then, I wandered around, got hopelessly lost, and ended up accidentally crossing a bridge. Worth it.
Evening (aka "Existential Dread and Danish Design"): Dinner at a recommended restaurant. Actually, let's rewind. Finding the restaurant was a mission. Google Maps betrayed me. I stomped around for a solid twenty minutes, muttering under my breath, until I finally found it. The food at this place was so expensive. It was incredible, of course. I ended up accidentally ordering something I couldn't even pronounce. The waiter was effortlessly cool, probably judging my utter inability to speak Danish and my general rumpled appearance. The lighting made every one else look fantastic, I can get behind it. Oh, and Danish design… it's a thing. Smooth lines, minimalist everything. I’m starting to think my entire house is a design crime.
Night (aka "Hotel Room Realization"): Back at the room, the tiny bed feels like a punishment. I swear I’m going to fall out but hey, the WIFI is still working! I watched some terrible reality TV on my tablet. Copenhagen is beautiful. I can't wait to come here again, if it's not a disaster.
Day 2: The Bike and the Breakdown (of my Sanity)
Morning (aka "Bike or Die"): Copenhagen is a biking city. Clearly. So, naturally, I rented a bike. I then proceeded to nearly kill myself (and probably a few innocent Danes) navigating the bike lanes. It's organised chaos. The speed! The precision! The sheer number of cyclists wearing perfect outfits! By the end of the morning, I was sweating, exhausted, and wondering why I didn't just take the bus. Found a cute little baker, so, worth it.
Afternoon (aka "The Little Mermaid and a Meltdown"): The Little Mermaid statue. Okay, she's small. Really small. And surrounded by tourists. I joined the crowd, took the obligatory photo (because, you know, social media), then promptly decided that the entire experience was anticlimactic and I am not a fan of people pressing against me on a public sidewalk. She's alright. But she's just a statue, guys. I was more impressed by the little park across the street. Spent a solid hour just people-watching to calm down.
Late Afternoon/Evening (aka "Christiania and the Liberation of the Mind"): Christiania. Oh. My. God. This place is WILD and great. The chill vibes are intense, and the street art is incredible. I felt a jolt of rebellion. Everything I had ever known felt fake and now I didn't care. Wandered the streets, took in the sights, and felt a weird sense of belonging. It's a place you have to experience, you know? This is the best part of the trip so far.
Evening (aka "Food and Feelings"): Found a cosy restaurant in the Vesterbro district (finally starting to get my bearings!). Ate far too much delicious food and drank some truly excellent beer. Seriously, the beer here is dangerously good. I felt a sudden wave of contentment.
Night (aka “Post-Christiania Blues and a Crappy Sleep”): Back at the hotel. I think I was still on a high. I was also completely exhausted. This is the worst sleep.
Day 3: Castles, Canals, and the Crushing Weight of Departure
Morning (aka "Castle-Mania"): Rosenborg Castle. So fancy. The Crown Jewels! Shiny! (I was slightly disappointed that I wasn’t actually allowed to wear them). I explored the gardens, which are beautiful. I am going to give up on minimalism since I have a new favorite type of design.
Afternoon (aka "Canal Tour and Contemplation"): A canal tour. Touristy, yes. But actually, pretty relaxing. The city from the water is beautiful, and I got a better appreciation for the architecture. It's starting to sink in that this is almost over.
Late Afternoon/Evening (aka "Last-Minute Shopping and a Sad Dinner"): Wandered around a few more shops, bought some souvenirs I probably don't need. Had a final, slightly melancholic, dinner. The food was good, but I felt a little sad.
Evening (aka "Packing and Panic"): Packing. The ultimate travel buzzkill. I clearly bought more stuff than I can carry. Oh, and I was really bad at deciding what to wear. I swear I looked at every outfit I owned. I am so incredibly bad at planning. I didn't want to leave.
Night (aka "Goodbye Copenhagen"): Early to bed tonight, flight leaves at a truly horrific time. Copenhagen, you beautiful, slightly baffling city. You've given me moments of pure joy, existential angst, and a newfound appreciation for hotdogs. I will be back. Probably. Maybe. Definitely. (Please, oh please, let me remember to bring a better beanie next time.)
GO Hotel Specifics (Because I have to pretend to be organised, a little bit):
- Transportation: Metro is easy, but bikes reign supreme. Embrace the chaos. The taxi. It's too expensive, and a little scary to ride in.
- Food: Hotdogs (obviously). Smørrebrød (open-faced sandwiches - DELICIOUS). Beer. All the beer.
- Things to Overlook: The lack of instant water access and the small bed. But the people are nice.
Final Thoughts:
This itinerary is… a starting point. Your trip will be different. You'll get lost. You'll probably eat too much. You might cry. But most importantly, you'll experience something incredible. Copenhagen is a city that stays with you. Now, where's my damn luggage?
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GO Hotel's Deals: Ask Me Anything (Seriously, I've Been There...Twice)
Okay, Seriously... Are the Deals REALLY as Good as They Say at GO Hotel?
Look, this is where the heart of it all lies, and honestly, yeah, they're ridiculously good. I mean, I snagged a room last winter for basically the price of a decent pizza. And, listen, that pizza was NOT as satisfying as having a warm room in Copenhagen, okay? The deals fluctuate, of course. You're not going to find a miracle on a Saturday night in peak season. But even then, they're often significantly cheaper than other hotels in the city. It's like they WANT you to visit Copenhagen. Which, honestly, is a pretty good tactic on their part.
But, and this is where the messy, real-life part comes in, booking is a game. I've spent hours, I swear, staring at the website, refreshing, comparing prices. It's a little bit like online shopping for concert tickets – a frantic, nail-biting experience. Once, I thought I had the perfect deal, clicked "book," and...gone. Someone else snagged it. I nearly threw my phone across the room. Lesson learned: be prepared, be flexible, and be FAST.
What's the Catch?! There HAS to be a Catch.
Okay, here’s the deal with the "catch" – and it's not really a catch, more of an *expectation management* thing. GO Hotel is, shall we say, *economical*. It’s clean, it's functional, but it's not the Ritz. Think of it as a really well-dressed hostel, not a grand dame hotel. The rooms are pretty small. Like, seriously small. I once had to strategically place my suitcase under the bed to navigate. And the furniture, well, let's just say I wouldn't describe it as "designer chic."
But look, you're in Copenhagen! You shouldn't be spending all your time in your room anyway. Who has time to critique the thread count when you're trying to eat all the Smørrebrød and see the Little Mermaid? If you want luxury, go stay somewhere else and pay triple. If you want an awesome experience without needing a second mortgage, GO Hotel is a win.
Is the Location Actually Decent, or Am I Going to Be Traipsing Around in the Freezing Cold for Hours?
Okay, location time. Listen, it depends on *which* GO Hotel you're looking at. They have a few, and the location can *vary*. Some are further out, relying on the city's amazing public transport (which, honestly, I loved). Others are closer to the city center, which is, well, ideal. Do. Your. Research. Google Maps is your best friend, people! Know where you're going before you book. Don't be like me, the first time, staring blankly at a bus stop map after a very long flight.
But, in general, public transport in Copenhagen is fantastic – clean, reliable, and easy to use. So, even if you're not smack-dab in the middle of everything, you're still going to be fine. I found it a bit charming to experience a bit of the "real" Copenhagen through the public transport.
What's the Breakfast Like? Because, You Know... Breakfast is Important.
Ah, breakfast. The most important meal of the day! (Yes, I'm using hyperbole. Deal with it.) The breakfast at GO Hotel… it’s… perfectly adequate. It's not Michelin-star worthy, but it’s edible, plentiful, and gets the job done. Think continental – bread, cheese, ham, yogurt, cereal, coffee. I'm not going to lie, I've had far worse hotel breakfasts (I'm looking at you, questionable scrambled eggs from that airport hotel in London!).
Here's my pro-tip: grab some extra pastries to stash in your bag for a mid-morning snack. No judgment here; I’ve totally done it. Speaking of snacks, consider the local bakeries for a superior pastry experience.
Are the Rooms Clean? Because I'm a Total Germaphobe. (Okay, Maybe Not *Total*...)
The rooms were clean! And, my standards are relatively high. I am not a germaphobe, but I appreciate a clean space. I found my rooms to be clean, well-maintained, and smelling fresh.The staff seem to take pride in the cleanliness of the rooms.
I didn't find any lurking dust bunnies or questionable stains. But, be reasonable; remember the value. You won't find perfectly pristine, five-star hotel level of clean. However, it’s perfectly acceptable and well-maintained. I wouldn't hesitate to stay there again.
Okay, Sold! Any Specific Tips or Tricks for Booking?
Alright, you're in! Here's the inside scoop:
- Book in advance! This is SUPER important. The best deals vanish quicker than a Danish pastry on a diet day.
- Be flexible with dates. Weekdays are generally cheaper than weekends.
- Check different booking websites. Compare prices on their own website with Booking.com, Expedia…etc. Sometimes you can find a better deal elsewhere.
Once I found a room on a third-party site--and this is embarrassing--for THREE DOLLARS less than what the hotel itself was offering. Three. Dollars. It made me seethe with digital rage, but I got over it. Mostly.
- Read reviews. Listen to your fellow travelers AND keep them in perspective.
- Factor in transport costs. If you're staying further out, add the cost of public transport to your total.
- Pack light. Trust me; you appreciate space saving.
Also, one last thing: don't be afraid to ask questions. The staff (in my experience) were always friendly and helpful. And, if you are lucky, you'll enjoy Copenhagen even more than I did!
Have you actually stayed at the GO hotel?
Twice! I’m almost embarrassed to admit it, because it’s obviously a bargain. The first time I found it, I was skeptical. I mean, so cheap? In Copenhagen? Felt like a scam. But the reviews were pretty good. And, honestly, I was broke. So, I took the plunge. And I loved it. The second time, I knew what to expect, and I was even more prepared and excited.
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